When Choosing A Mate, Compare These

Other Professionals To Engineers

DOCTOR

Supposedly, all women are after a

Doctor, so don't expect your

relationship to last more than 5

years. Eventually, he'll run off with

some nurse from his office, or one of

his young women patients that is

pretending to be sick. He'll wait

until you are stuck with a few kids

to do this. This is not a problem with

your Engineer husband. He had a hard

enough time meeting you. It is

unlikely he'll ever meet another

woman in his profession.

LAWYER

Do you seriously expect an honest,

trusting relationship with someone who

gets paid for lying? Once again, this

is not a problem with your Engineer

spouse. He doesn't have enough social

skills to lie convincingly. An

additional drawback to marrying lawyer

is when the divorce happens you will

get nothing.

SALESMAN

See honesty segment under Lawyer.

Plus, he will be traveling to trade

shows, etc. where he will be in the

company of other equally trustworthy

individuals. Don't be surprised when

you get the invitation to show up on

the Ricki Lake show. The company that

your Engineer husband

works at will keep him in a cage,

often called a cubicle, until he is

ready to go home to you.

TEACHER

The only reason he entered this

profession is so that he could be

surrounded by newly post-pubescent

girls who idolize him. He'll be in

jail soon, and then you'll have to

look for another man.

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E.

FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC.

Your husband, if he is not dead by

some accident, will likely be crippled

with a back injury, etc. just about

the time you are at your sexual peak.

The only hazards that your

Engineer husband will face is losing

his eyesight by staring at the

computer terminal for too long. This

hazard actually has some benefits.

For one, he will not notice that you

are getting older, since you will be

a blur. He will remember you as when

he first met you, because the memory

will still be sharp.

And If you think he is looking at

another woman, and you ask "Honey,

were you looking at her?", he'll

honestly be able to say that he

didn't even see her.

so girls,go grab an engineer!